Rock Star Performance Show - Week Five
Original Airdate: August 1, 2006
Patrice - Higher Ground
What was up with the mohawk? Ugh. She did a decent job vocally but Tommy definitely outshone her. She needs to stop looking like a school teacher wearing a rock outfit. Maybe different makeup would help, maybe nothing - but girl can sing that's for sure! I admit I'm still a bit biased against her because of the bitchy way she acted toward Ryan. Boo hiss!
Josh - Santeria
I completely loved this! It was my favorite performance of his all season. The beatboxing was amazing - he is such an original in this competition. He was one of my early favorites (Ryan being the other) and has kind of dropped off my radar since then. I threw him a few votes tonight, he was so adorable in that hat! I love that he's being himself, even if he doesn't win at least he'll give some great performances before he gets the "hatchet."
Dilana - Can't Get Enough
Nice outfit, much better than any of her crazy goth-meets-fairy-tale costumes. Those leather pants with the cut-outs were HOT! Vocally I thought as always, she was meh. I actually liked her vocals performance better last week. She has a lot of charisma and stage presence though, I can see why the audience loves her. Sidenote: it was her boyfriend who carried her on his shoulders to the stage, awwww. That was a sweet move, no matter if it was planned or not.
Toby - Pennyroyal Tea
How can my screencap of Toby not be a close-up shot of his gorgeous blue eyes? Sigh, I am so shallow. Anyway, I liked this performance a lot, not sure why he's in the initial B3. Also, he should always wear sleeveless shirts! I am not ready for his hotness to be off my TV yet. So he got some Shallow Girl votes from me. That girl in the audience he was all up on - lucky thing, I'm freakin' jellus. I want me some Toby lovin'!
Zayra - 876-5309 Jenny
WTF? Seriously, I read the spoilers and still couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was like watching a demented combination of a circus act and a stripper's routine. Vocally she was terrible as always. But she's definitely entertaining. Where the hell is she going to wear those outfits after she gets the boot from this show? Maybe her boyfriend will appreciate them. Or she'll have a ready made fantasy porn wardrobe.
Magni - Clocks
I did not like his performance. But then, I don't like Coldplay very much so I might be somewhat biased. Magni started pretty good but then you could barely hear him. It was like he was purposely holding the mic away because he knew he couldn't hit the higher notes. However, his reaction at hearing that his family was being flown in? Priceless - what a sweetheart! Cute babies always get the female votes, this guy is so safe this week even with a subpar performance.
Jill - Don't You Forget About Me
Whiny Ho-Bag. Hate. That is all.
Ryan - Losing My Religion
I took a few notes during the show and all I wrote next to Ryan's name was a big heart. No comment on whether or not or names were in there as well. Obviously I love him. And finally Ryan delivered a performance that was at the same level of his solo work. One small criticism - he is so hot (see the shirtless pool pics for evidence) but wears schlubby black clothes every week. This week his coat had a removable hood with snaps! OMG - fashion emergency! Anyway, the power in his voice literally gave me chills. I hope more people see Ryan for the talented artist he is and a true threat to win this competition.
Lukas - Celebrity Skin
I could only make out the first line of his song, the rest was an awful mess. He really did sing with his back to the audience for a large portion of the song (see screencap for evidence). I was actually a bit embarrassed for him. Hopefully he bounces back next week, I was just starting to feel him a little with "Bittersweet Symphony." Now I'm back to yuck. Pepe Le Peu must go!
Storm - Changes
Storm is totally my girl crush this season. I loved her take on "Changes." Second best of the night for me (after Ryan). As much as the crowd loves Dilana, I think SN's best bet would be to pick Storm if they wanted a woman. She is just gorgeous and I love how she toned down her performance - just wow.
Dana - Baba O'Reilly
Meh. Dana sang well as always, but I much preferred Jordis' version last year. I hate her "mean" "rock" face where it's all scrunched up and that's how you know she's "mad." Again, see the screencap for her scrunchy look. She needs to leave soon, I am so sick of her.
My Top 3: Ryan (encore), Storm, Josh
My Bottom 3: Jill, Dana, Lukas
Patrice - Higher Ground
What was up with the mohawk? Ugh. She did a decent job vocally but Tommy definitely outshone her. She needs to stop looking like a school teacher wearing a rock outfit. Maybe different makeup would help, maybe nothing - but girl can sing that's for sure! I admit I'm still a bit biased against her because of the bitchy way she acted toward Ryan. Boo hiss!
Josh - Santeria
I completely loved this! It was my favorite performance of his all season. The beatboxing was amazing - he is such an original in this competition. He was one of my early favorites (Ryan being the other) and has kind of dropped off my radar since then. I threw him a few votes tonight, he was so adorable in that hat! I love that he's being himself, even if he doesn't win at least he'll give some great performances before he gets the "hatchet."
Dilana - Can't Get Enough
Nice outfit, much better than any of her crazy goth-meets-fairy-tale costumes. Those leather pants with the cut-outs were HOT! Vocally I thought as always, she was meh. I actually liked her vocals performance better last week. She has a lot of charisma and stage presence though, I can see why the audience loves her. Sidenote: it was her boyfriend who carried her on his shoulders to the stage, awwww. That was a sweet move, no matter if it was planned or not.
Toby - Pennyroyal Tea
How can my screencap of Toby not be a close-up shot of his gorgeous blue eyes? Sigh, I am so shallow. Anyway, I liked this performance a lot, not sure why he's in the initial B3. Also, he should always wear sleeveless shirts! I am not ready for his hotness to be off my TV yet. So he got some Shallow Girl votes from me. That girl in the audience he was all up on - lucky thing, I'm freakin' jellus. I want me some Toby lovin'!
Zayra - 876-5309 Jenny
WTF? Seriously, I read the spoilers and still couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was like watching a demented combination of a circus act and a stripper's routine. Vocally she was terrible as always. But she's definitely entertaining. Where the hell is she going to wear those outfits after she gets the boot from this show? Maybe her boyfriend will appreciate them. Or she'll have a ready made fantasy porn wardrobe.
Magni - Clocks
I did not like his performance. But then, I don't like Coldplay very much so I might be somewhat biased. Magni started pretty good but then you could barely hear him. It was like he was purposely holding the mic away because he knew he couldn't hit the higher notes. However, his reaction at hearing that his family was being flown in? Priceless - what a sweetheart! Cute babies always get the female votes, this guy is so safe this week even with a subpar performance.
Jill - Don't You Forget About Me
Whiny Ho-Bag. Hate. That is all.
Ryan - Losing My Religion
I took a few notes during the show and all I wrote next to Ryan's name was a big heart. No comment on whether or not or names were in there as well. Obviously I love him. And finally Ryan delivered a performance that was at the same level of his solo work. One small criticism - he is so hot (see the shirtless pool pics for evidence) but wears schlubby black clothes every week. This week his coat had a removable hood with snaps! OMG - fashion emergency! Anyway, the power in his voice literally gave me chills. I hope more people see Ryan for the talented artist he is and a true threat to win this competition.
Lukas - Celebrity Skin
I could only make out the first line of his song, the rest was an awful mess. He really did sing with his back to the audience for a large portion of the song (see screencap for evidence). I was actually a bit embarrassed for him. Hopefully he bounces back next week, I was just starting to feel him a little with "Bittersweet Symphony." Now I'm back to yuck. Pepe Le Peu must go!
Storm - Changes
Storm is totally my girl crush this season. I loved her take on "Changes." Second best of the night for me (after Ryan). As much as the crowd loves Dilana, I think SN's best bet would be to pick Storm if they wanted a woman. She is just gorgeous and I love how she toned down her performance - just wow.
Dana - Baba O'Reilly
Meh. Dana sang well as always, but I much preferred Jordis' version last year. I hate her "mean" "rock" face where it's all scrunched up and that's how you know she's "mad." Again, see the screencap for her scrunchy look. She needs to leave soon, I am so sick of her.
My Top 3: Ryan (encore), Storm, Josh
My Bottom 3: Jill, Dana, Lukas
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